just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
What how dare he
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
horsemen of the apocalypse
do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up
I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.
I feel like senior year is when you’re on the third lap of Mario kart and the music gets faster and everyone gets weird
HOLY FUCK(via arabellashigh)
you fall asleep with his fingertips burning through your skin and you can still feel his teeth pressed against yours long after he’s dropped you off at home and his voice lights up in your head and pushes away everything that could possibly be bad. He’s everything now. And god everything tastes so good. But six months later you come home shaking, followed by a trail of blood and teardrops, and your happiness is leaking out of you into a puddle on the floor and you’re down on your knees trying to shove it all back into your chest while you scream “OH GOD MOM HE KISSED HER OH GOD”
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF